My status

speightbrigade:

nicolascageforthirteenthdoctor:

samuel-vimes:

misbeliefs:

british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today

american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin hella fine winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked

you’ve never met a british boy have you

oi m8 i fink ur fine as tits

thaats more like it.

(via flomation)

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sirdef:

sirdef:

sirdef:

i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it

i am eating an entire cake

update: there is more cake than i imagined. 

i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this

(via a-storm-for-every-spring)

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1 day ago

ericscissorhands:

"When super-villains want to scare each other, they tell Joker stories."

(via a-storm-for-every-spring)

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